Morning Person In Disguise Gifts

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

French Early Bird

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

Just Because it's Tuesday

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'I like waking to music!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Room service.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'