Perky Morning Person Gifts

'Today the dow opened groggy, but closed alert and perky, led by starbucks and green mountain coffee.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Bird Tweet.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

'I like waking to music!'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'Damn early birds.'

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

Just Because it's Tuesday