Quirky Breakfast Seeker Gifts

"Avocado...t-toast..."

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

French Early Bird

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Cereal Tasting.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

'How would you like your toast?'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Anybody for breakfast?'