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"Avocado...t-toast..."

'I hope you don't mind, I simply can't start the day without a glass of my own urine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

French Early Bird

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Pope tarts.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'How would you like your toast?'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Cereal Tasting.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."