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"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'