Breakfast Devotee T-Shirts

"I'll have the Eggs Benedict Arnold."

'-but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"Omelets?! Are you crazy? Pete's Pancake Palace didn't get where it is today by diluting its brand!"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Now here's a place I like!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Pope tarts.

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.