Quirky Breakfast Explorer T-Shirts

French Early Bird

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Don Quixote

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

Snakeboarding.

Tandem cyclists

Distilled Elephant

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood