Quirky Breakfast Explorer T-Shirts

French Early Bird

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Don Quixote

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Fly fishing.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Unnatural History Museum

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Snakeboarding.

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Tandem cyclists

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Avocado...t-toast..."

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"