Quirky Snack Explorer T-Shirts

Well...dogs do it!

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

French Early Bird

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Distilled Elephant

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Minnesota State Fair.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Maraschino, Inc.

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

Community Bed de Luxe

Trends of 2000

'This place hasn't been the same since violinist left.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform