Quirky Snack Explorer Gifts

Well...dogs do it!

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

French Early Bird

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Minnesota State Fair.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Community Bed de Luxe

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

Maraschino, Inc.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Now on Facebook.

'This place hasn't been the same since violinist left.'

Trends of 2000

Mt Rushmore south side viewing platform

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"