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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

French Early Bird

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Because it's there!'

Honest Vending Machine

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'