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Investigating Yourself

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

French Early Bird

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'