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"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Super Heroes.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'