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I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Diner.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Bubble gum leaves

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Thou Shalt Not!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Tinnitus?"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Let's skip to dessert

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Trade you lunches?'

The Deli Llama

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."