Sandwich Explorer Mugs

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Diner.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Bubble gum leaves

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Thou Shalt Not!

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Let's skip to dessert

"Tinnitus?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

The Deli Llama

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Trade you lunches?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

Sandwich snob.