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"What, you no have fire yet, here, we get you some fire."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Haute Chinese

Platter confusion.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

"Delivery!"

"More croutons, sir?"

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"If you find a shiny lure in your fish dinner, the chef would like it back. He needs to catch more fish for dinner."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Sushi Train Set.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sushi and the Cat

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

"Yum! I should have ordered dessert, too—can I try yours?"

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."