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"Not saying much are they?"

"I'd like the Continental breakfast."

"This is one of those places the truckers stop to eat at."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"

Diner.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

Platter confusion.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Haute Chinese

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Michelin stars? I don't think we have any, but one of the tires on the catering truck might be.'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Heads it's mortgage payment, tails it's 1st growth Bordeaux.'

"The usual."

"More croutons, sir?"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'