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'Coconut? -- You seriously expect me to bite on coconut?'

"On second thoughts, we'll give the fresh squid a miss."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'Is this still America?'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I wish I was creative'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'