Sandwich Seeker T-Shirts

'Hang on Bert, I think I've located my sandwiches!'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

"I said sand WEDGE."

'Hell of a mentor!'

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Shoe addict.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Deli Llama