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"What I don't get is how one minute we're a symbol of new life and the next minute we're a sandwich."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

A complimentary biscuit

Batman and Reuben

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Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'