Sandwich Admirer Gifts

"What I don't get is how one minute we're a symbol of new life and the next minute we're a sandwich."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

A complimentary biscuit

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

One Hour Sandwich shop