Sandwich Afficionado Gifts

"Surprising how quickly we wrapped up negotiations after I ate that liverwurst and onion sandwich for lunch."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Table Of The Elephants

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'