Sandwich Lover Gifts

"I asked for a sand wedge!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

"Don't forget your sandwiches.. and I put in a couple of mince pies."

". . . and then, Iceberg goes, 'you know a LOT of people really like just a lettuce and tomato sandwich!', I literally spit out my drink!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Evolution explained.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

Santa has a bowel full of jelly.

'I'll see your tuna salad, and raise you two cheese and tomato on rye.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'

'The next time you do 'This Little Piggy Went to Market,' try to finish before running off to make a pork chop sandwich.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'... Do I look like I want the government recommended, healthy, one rasher BLT?'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Do you want regular white bread or white bread that we've dyed brown?'

"Relax! I'm just here for a Reuben!"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Jelly I.V.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Why don't you get yourself a sandwich or something and let me grab a nap."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

The Troposhere

"I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches."

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Batman and Reuben

Roast beef sandwich, peppermint tea and don't wake me until 2:30. Lunch makes me sleepy. I will not read Dr. Seuss! Move the register so I can lie down.

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'