Sandwich Enthusiasts Gifts

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Back by popular demand, our new regular feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ In today's episode: Free financing. Buy a ham sandwich and pay nothing down and no financing for two weeks. Hmm. And after that? 25 percent interest for two years. or we sue. No that's cheap.

'Gazelle on rye. Why do you ask?'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Lunch Meet

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Batman and Reuben

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'