Sandwich Fanatic Gifts

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Lunch Meet

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Say cheese!

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'