Sandwich Fanatic Pillows

"Maybe your lunch hour isn't the best time to come in!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Say cheese!

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."