Sandwich Connoisseur Gifts

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

Dr. Nutrition, would you say our tuna sandwiches could prevent hair loss? Dr. Nutrition. Given how furry you are, I'll take that as a yes. I will tell our customers the great news. I really appreciate your input, Dr. Nutrition. You are a valued scientific authority. The key to a successful scam is maintaining the pretense at all times.

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

This food is left over from the luncheon. Who's up for some cucumber and creamed cheese sandwiches?!

'The meaning of life? Well, that depends. Right now it's all about this yummy egg salad!'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"Relax, I said I'm looking for 'A Reuben!'"

IRS Office positioned next to a 'Poor Boys' deli.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The Main Types of Cheese

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"Trail mix?"

Cheese

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Filling the Missile Gap

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

The Running of the Brie

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."