Sandwich Connoisseur Gifts

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'Now here's a popular model. It's got an odor-free compartment for carrying up to three salami and/or baloney sandwiches.'

"I have every confidence that he'll eventually drop some crumbs."

"There are several regional dialects to the Arabic language. Right now we're learning the falafel sandwich shop dialect."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

This food is left over from the luncheon. Who's up for some cucumber and creamed cheese sandwiches?!

'The meaning of life? Well, that depends. Right now it's all about this yummy egg salad!'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

"Relax, I said I'm looking for 'A Reuben!'"

IRS Office positioned next to a 'Poor Boys' deli.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Trail mix?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Cheese

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Filling the Missile Gap

The Running of the Brie

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"