Sandwich Snob Gifts

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Lunch Meet

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Batman and Reuben

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'