Satirical Sandwich Lover Gifts

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Honest Vending

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Jelly I.V.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign