Satirical Sandwich Lover T-Shirts

"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Honest Vending

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Minority Report

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"