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'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'