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Carnegie Deli

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I'm a retired doctor."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'