Wacky Sandwich Enthusiast Mugs

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Pope tarts.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Filling the Missile Gap

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Table Of The Elephants

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Boy defends his last fry.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

Lunch Meet

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.