Sandwich Snob T-Shirts

F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis!

Stew's Sandwich Shoppe - Home of the 'Beardwich'.

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Lunch Meet

'I would kill for a truffle.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Batman and Reuben

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign