'I would kill for a truffle.'
Snack Snob T-Shirts
Gift a snack snob a stylish t-shirt that humorously declares their top-tier tastes—ideal for casual days and snack-worthy moments alike.
Tartine
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
Rage.
"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Love is when you watch television together.
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Trail mix?"
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
Love is when you watch television together.
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
How The Sausage Is Eaten
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
'At least he isn't into drugs.'
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
Supermarket - World Cup Specials
"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."
Snack Snob T-Shirts Collection
Snack Snob Mugs
Explore our collection of snob-worthy mugs that cater to snack connoisseurs with witty, eye-catching designs.
Snack Snob Pillows
Get cozy with pillows designed for those who take their snacks—and their lounging—seriously.
Snack Snob Prints
Find stunning prints that highlight a playful take on snack snobbery, perfect for decorating a snack-lover’s domain.