"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"
Snack Savants T-Shirts
Let your snack savant wear their passion proudly with our witty and colorful snack-themed t-shirts. Great for casual days and showing off their love for all things crunchy and sweet.
Tartine
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
Rage.
'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'
Bad for you but to die for
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"Trail mix?"
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
Love is when you watch television together.
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
Love is when you watch television together.
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
How The Sausage Is Eaten
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'At least he isn't into drugs.'
"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'
Snack Savants T-Shirts Collection
Snack Savants Mugs
Explore our collection of snack-themed mugs, perfect for snack enthusiasts who love starting their day with a touch of humor and caffeine.
Snack Savants Pillows
Browse our snack-themed pillows to add a playful and comfy element to any space—ideal for snack lovers who enjoy cozy decor.
Snack Savants Prints
Discover artistic prints that celebrate snack obsession, perfect for decorating your snack enthusiast’s favorite space with humor and charm.