'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'
Snacking Connoisseur T-Shirts
Dress your snacking enthusiast in comfort and humor! Our snacking connoisseur t-shirts combine playful designs with cozy style, making snack time even more fun.
Tartine
"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
He's in training for the rugby World Cup.
Bowled over again!
Rage.
"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"
"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"
Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Love is when you watch television together.
'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'
I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?
"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"
"Trail mix?"
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'
Love is when you watch television together.
How The Sausage Is Eaten
This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.
Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!
'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'
'At least he isn't into drugs.'
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."
'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).
Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary
"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."
Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'
Snacking Connoisseur T-Shirts Collection
Snacking Connoisseur Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for snacking connoisseurs and bring humor to their daily coffee or tea time.
Snacking Connoisseur Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that show off their passion for snacks—perfect for lounges, beds, or snack nooks.
Snacking Connoisseur Prints
Brighten their space with eye-catching prints that showcase their snack connoisseur spirit in vibrant, fun designs.