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"I asked for a sand wedge!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

"Don't forget your sandwiches.. and I put in a couple of mince pies."

". . . and then, Iceberg goes, 'you know a LOT of people really like just a lettuce and tomato sandwich!', I literally spit out my drink!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Evolution explained.

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 58.7 million of them like mustard on it.'

'I'll have the hero sandwich.'

'I'll see your tuna salad, and raise you two cheese and tomato on rye.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'

'The next time you do 'This Little Piggy Went to Market,' try to finish before running off to make a pork chop sandwich.'

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'... Do I look like I want the government recommended, healthy, one rasher BLT?'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Do you want regular white bread or white bread that we've dyed brown?'

"Relax! I'm just here for a Reuben!"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Jelly I.V.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

The Troposhere

"I say it’s not sushi grade and I say we should eat our sandwiches."

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Batman and Reuben

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Hand over the sandwich or I'll crap on your parents."

'No, I don't think we have to say grace over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'

'I'm going to tell you again, Higgins -- no more bites. The hunger is all in your mind, and it just makes a mess anyway.'

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.

'Great, soggy sandwiches again...'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?