Sandwich Devotee T-Shirts

'All I'm saying is, you know I made that sandwich for myself... I just think some things are sacred, Earl.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."