Sandwich Sympathizer T-Shirts

Sandwich Anxiety.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'