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'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Grandma's caf

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Filling the Missile Gap

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Jelly I.V.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Lunch Meet

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'