Sandwich Appreciator Gifts

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Grandma's caf

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Batman and Reuben

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"