Sandwich Enthusiast Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

"When I was your age, I was an adult."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

The mortician's lunch-box.

'...But first, check out the ham sandwich I had for lunch.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

Batman and Reuben

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'

Sandwich Bar.

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

'A sandwich?'

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'Which went bad first, the chicken salad or the egg salad?'

The Deli Llama

"Conference Call"

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Mayonnaise: America's Favorite Bread Moistureizer

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"I'd like to share my tuna sandwich with you Cheryl....but I'm not ready to make a long-term commitment."

"Oh, good! Maybe they brought some of those nice open faced sandwiches."

The World's Longest Sandwich.

'That's a nice looking suit you've got there, mister. If you want it to stay that way you'll hand over that sandwich!'

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

"So what are you the earl of?"

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

P.B. and J. and S&M.