Sandwich Aficionados Gifts

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

Dog's Sandwich

"This one's for my sandwich at the airport."

Snake eating pre-packed sandwiches

Special power lunch, $4.50: 'Boloney sandwich.'

'I've got the jam sandwiches... have you got the money?'

'It's a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.'

Lunch Meet

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"So, how's your scary movie?"

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.