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Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'

"When I was your age, I was an adult."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

The mortician's lunch-box.

'...But first, check out the ham sandwich I had for lunch.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

Batman and Reuben

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

"Conference Call"

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

"Complimentary crystal ball to see when the BLT you ordered might be showing up."

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

'And, for God's sake, tuck in your bacon.'

The Deli Llama

Sandwich Bar.

'Which went bad first, the chicken salad or the egg salad?'

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

'A sandwich?'

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

National Grilled Cheese Day! April 12th

"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."

P.B. and J. and S&M.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"So what are you the earl of?"

BLT

Bologna - The Sandwich

Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

"A bigger sandwich doesn't grant you a longer lunch break."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Mayonnaise: America's Favorite Bread Moistureizer

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"I'd like to share my tuna sandwich with you Cheryl....but I'm not ready to make a long-term commitment."