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Overactive knife and fork

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."

Vegan

"With these electricity prices we can't afford cooking anymore. Imagine eating sausage-favored popsicles."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Super Heroes.

Love is when you watch television together.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Pope tarts.

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."