Silly Sandwich Lover Gifts

"A meatloaf sandwich? Wanna trade?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'