Silly Snack Lover Gifts

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Guys! Check this out - Reindeer Chow in the satellite dish!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Super Heroes.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Pope tarts.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'