Sandwich Snatcher T-Shirts

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Batman and Reuben

The ambush.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

The Troposhere

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

F&E Beachside Sandwich Shop. It's the final week for our bite-size summer special. We start with miniature frankfurters on a baguette. It's grilled and then cut into small pieces. And we add lots of dollops of mustard! That's your bite-size summer special? Yeah, they're itsy-bitsy, teenie weenie, yellow polka dot paninis!

Evolution explained.

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

'When I said make them a foot long...I meant 12 inches!'

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."