Sandwich Snatcher Pillows

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Batman and Reuben

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

The ambush.

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

The Troposhere

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

Evolution explained.

'What fish make the best sandwich?' 'A peanut butter and jellyfish'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'He was reading the traffic light symbols on his sandwich.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"And all of our sandwiches come bundled with chips and a pickle"

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."