'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'
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World Tour.
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'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
'I would kill for a truffle.'
"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."
The ambush.
Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda
Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.
"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."
"It's better digitally enhanced."
Your Eyesore Here.
'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'
"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."
Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.
"Sorry, I had the hiccups."
Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...
Wildlife photographer.
"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."
'This camera can't take panoramas.'
Murder photographs.
U.S. Gun Violence
'It's for Sunday School, Mom -- I Googled 'Adam and Eve.''
The Evolution of fish
He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.
The Ultimate Crime
'Would you mind taking our picture'
An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).
'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'
If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.
"Let's try one without smiling."
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'My husband works behind the lens.'
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Aggressive grocery shopping
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