Summary Snatcher Gifts

'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

World Tour.

Music downloads

'I would kill for a truffle.'

The ambush.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Your Eyesore Here.

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

Wildlife photographer.

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

The Evolution of fish

Murder photographs.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

U.S. Gun Violence

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

'Would you mind taking our picture'

If I don't make a sound, he won't notice.

"Let's try one without smiling."

Aggressive grocery shopping

Special offer: Buy the Deluxe package and get a free sheet of wallet photos!

'My husband works behind the lens.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"Great, you're out of hibernation: Let me fill you in on all the gossip..."